@camilacabello97 i just wanna make music forever and ever
raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber